The Maelstrom

Alex, 17, England.

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Harry Potter books - first and last lines

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(via swallowourpride)

pokedexterslaboratory:

Something to keep in mind while changing passwords after the Heartbleed security breach.

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

blaineandersasss:

kpopcrackchat:

burqini:

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation

Biology more like BYEology because I’m out

math more like no

(via wouldyouliketostayforever)

clubgeister:

La posibilidad de realizar un sueño es lo que hace que la vida sea interesante. -Paulo Coelho on We Heart It.
aseaofquotes:

Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

seriousjones:

i need men’s rights because i’ve been walking in a small circle for years. i can only do men’s lefts. i am very hungry. women laugh at me

(via liamdryden)

flattery don’t charge these batteries, civilian. now state your business.

(Source: hotlimit, via sarcastictoad)

thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

(Source: computer-gaze, via ramblingsofanenglishgentleman)

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

(via verbalizations)